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My little friends
I think I have lice. And click – browser windows closing. For the remaining three of you with the inclination to seek revulsion on the internet, I’ll eagerly recount the tale. My head has been itching since Saturday, when I went swimming with some friends at the Gezira Club, and laying around what I fancied […]
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
July 22, 2007
Someone recently referred me to this blog. Any readers of my blog will be able to see that this female, Amy Salem, has copied and pasted my posts, with minor changes, and is passing them off as her own. Even the comment threads have been painstakingly transcribed. It’s actually very creepy…check it out: This post […]
The perfect geezer…blatantly!
July 15, 2007
It has recently come to my attention that the chances of meeting someone of the opposite sex are rendered negligible after graduation. Looking around at the couples I know, most of them met at university, although one or two met at work. But if my workplace is any indication, this cannot be too fruitful a […]
July 11, 2007
I have no ability to detect sarcasm, even though I use it myself all the time. When I first moved to Canada, people would make witty remarks to which I would respond, mouth askew, “Really?!” Eventually they all gave up. People about to make humourous comments would face towards everyone else. Everyone would laugh and […]
Zed’s bald, baby. Zed’s bald.
July 6, 2007
Lots of people think I am very superficial and shallow because of my issue with bald men; obviously, those people can lick me. I can’t help being physically revolted by thinning hair. The way I see it, going bald in your mid-twenties means that you reached the peak of your youth and beauty in your […]
forsoothsayer
Unnecessary and not very diverting musings 
July 31, 2007
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