Browsing All Posts published on »June, 2006«

Of love, loss and hair removal

June 28, 2006

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One of the foremost topics of concern to my family is having a superior pair of tweezers. What with our eyebrows and my dad’s goatee, and the generally hirsute nature of Egyptian females, we are in a constant agitation over locating the right pair. Long afternoons have been spent discussing the characteristics of such an […]

Simmering

June 26, 2006

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Was just watching some ABC news show with George Greekname. I don’t normally watch the news, or read it, as it invariably makes me angry and I end up shouting at what, after all, is an inanimate object. This can only result in me looking foolish. However, with so little English language programming here my […]

My sister and I

June 24, 2006

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My sister and I have had our final fight. The reason for our fights is that she treats me like shit. Always has – in between our bouts of babying and nicknaming and cuddling she is rude, mean and just cruel. She doesn’t treat anyone else this way – everyone else loves her. No one […]

Breast exchange

June 24, 2006

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Bathroom door opens.Daughter: You told me that my left boob was going to catch up to the right one! And it hasn’t and now it’s too late!Mother: Let me see?She looks.Mother: Well…yes. But your figure is nice! Your thighs are thin!Daughter closes bathroom door.

Requesting virtual hugs

June 21, 2006

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I just found out that I didn’t get this internship I really wanted. It was basically part of a project where the Canadian government pays young professionals to intern internationally for six months, and the one I wanted was at an NGO in Egypt called Africa and Middle East Refugee Assistance. They offer legal aid […]

Warning: whimsicalness ahead

June 20, 2006

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So far, I am enjoying Kuwait a lot. Even though I have done hardly anything here. I suppose it’s more accurate to say I appreciate it more. For example, I really appreciate my family. All three of them are genuinely funny people. All we do all day is banter hilariously (at least, we think we’re […]

The Athenian interlude

June 19, 2006

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The trip started off with a hassle. I had to perform that most humiliating of tasks, unpacking an underwear-filled suitcase in front of the checking counter because it was over weight and handing some of its contents over to M, while onlookers gazed unashamedly. It was still tagged “heavy” and I felt the slur all […]