Browsing All Posts filed under »human waste«

E-licious

June 4, 2014

0

Yes I never wrote parts 2-11 of the trip to London. I overthought it. But I have been ruminating: what if my friend E – she who launched a thousand blog posts in the mid-2000s – is my true muse? Verily, it is so. I betook myself to her particularly beige part of Dokki. It takes […]

Just in case you forgot what this blog is really about

June 12, 2008

21

I woke up at 5 am one night last week to service my pathetically weak excretory system. Drowsily becoming vertical I made to open the door of my room. It was jammed. I pushed, I pulled, I hung on the knob; I put on my glasses and turned on the light, and for some reason […]

Ahhnold the Bold

April 21, 2008

16

So it actually happened – unexpectedly, an “eligible” dude asked me out. Conveying this information to various friends and associates only led to repetitions of the question, “By eligible, you mean he’s Christian and has hair?”, a level of uniformity which has compelled me to conclude that I really need to get some new conversation […]

Overheard at the Office

April 13, 2008

11

Girl: Ana ray7a a3mel peepee.Guy: Tab itshatafy kwayes.

Questions of life

March 17, 2008

19

Things I often wonder about: Why technology has taken people to the moon, yet I have rarely sat at a restaurant table that was even. I’m sitting at a wonky one as I write. Why it seems to boggle the capabilities of science to manufacture a woman’s dress shirt that does not gape open at […]

Flush

February 25, 2008

9

Having a private blog is so not cool, people. It’s too entrenched a habit for me to start revealing crazy shit, and writing long posts to such a limited number just isn’t enough bang for my buck. Turns out am attention whore! Well, I’ll keep it this way for a while until the nuttery subsides. […]

A much needed change of pace

November 29, 2007

3

Would you agree that farts that are smelly are not usually audible, and vice versa? This theory was propounded by my mother. Have you ever emitted a fart that was both smelly and noisy? This has actually been on my mind for several days. I need an extra-curricular activity.