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E-licious

June 4, 2014

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Yes I never wrote parts 2-11 of the trip to London. I overthought it. But I have been ruminating: what if my friend E – she who launched a thousand blog posts in the mid-2000s – is my true muse? Verily, it is so. I betook myself to her particularly beige part of Dokki. It takes […]

Just in case you forgot what this blog is really about

June 12, 2008

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I woke up at 5 am one night last week to service my pathetically weak excretory system. Drowsily becoming vertical I made to open the door of my room. It was jammed. I pushed, I pulled, I hung on the knob; I put on my glasses and turned on the light, and for some reason […]

Ahhnold the Bold

April 21, 2008

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So it actually happened – unexpectedly, an “eligible” dude asked me out. Conveying this information to various friends and associates only led to repetitions of the question, “By eligible, you mean he’s Christian and has hair?”, a level of uniformity which has compelled me to conclude that I really need to get some new conversation […]

Overheard at the Office

April 13, 2008

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Girl: Ana ray7a a3mel peepee.Guy: Tab itshatafy kwayes.

Questions of life

March 17, 2008

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Things I often wonder about: Why technology has taken people to the moon, yet I have rarely sat at a restaurant table that was even. I’m sitting at a wonky one as I write. Why it seems to boggle the capabilities of science to manufacture a woman’s dress shirt that does not gape open at […]

Flush

February 25, 2008

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Having a private blog is so not cool, people. It’s too entrenched a habit for me to start revealing crazy shit, and writing long posts to such a limited number just isn’t enough bang for my buck. Turns out am attention whore! Well, I’ll keep it this way for a while until the nuttery subsides. […]

A much needed change of pace

November 29, 2007

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Would you agree that farts that are smelly are not usually audible, and vice versa? This theory was propounded by my mother. Have you ever emitted a fart that was both smelly and noisy? This has actually been on my mind for several days. I need an extra-curricular activity.

March 18, 2007

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Grey’s Anatomy + PMS + tiredness + even more constipation than the norm = Much greater irrationality than usual.

February 5, 2007

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The Red Onion was graced with our presence again last night, this time to celebrate the She2ee2’s She2ee2’s (or the Conquistador’s) promotion. I was sitting next to Beautiful Saint (terrible, terrible nickname – come up with a better one, I beg of ya’ll) and was attempting to convince him that he was a Pakistani stereotype. […]

Justice does prevail! (In Canada)

January 28, 2007

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Maher Arar, the Canadian software engineer who was detained by American officials in 2002 and deported to Syria, where he was jailed and regularly tortured, will receive 11.5 million Canadian dollars ($9.75 million) in compensation from the Canadian government, under a settlement announced Friday. The compensation ends a lawsuit brought by Mr. Arar and follows […]