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Noggin Guests

November 25, 2014


Well I cried wolf and it happened: I have lice. No, for reals. And I don’t know how I got them, except I fall asleep in taxis with fabric seats a lot. Gross. My head has been itching for over a motherfucking MONTH. At first I thought it was my new shampoo, so I switched […]

Happy Ramadan

July 9, 2014


This cupcake shop opened in my neighbourhood and I ran down there all excited, lamenting only that my best friend the Singer no longer lives here to singlehandedly support them with her regular 11 pm platintive bleatings for cake. I assumed from the Ramadan bunting outside that date caramel and tamr hindy cupcakes were in […]

London: Bamia and Allen Keys, Part I

April 1, 2014


  I just returned from an eight-day trip to London to visit friends and to not be in Egypt. It passed in the briefest of milliseconds, and here I am coated in exhaust again, obsessively tugging my top up and down in order to avoid attracting harassment, and reading about boundless streams of state murders. […]

Moving and shaking

February 23, 2014


For the last ten months I have been living idyllically and surreally by turns in Maadi, a fragrantly leafy neighbourhood of Cairo characterized by large numbers of well-to-do foreigners, packs of noisy street dogs and teenagers, oil companies, and by having its behind snugly pressed up against the storied Tora prison. A green, safe area […]

Street stains

December 9, 2013


For Sarah Carr, birthday girl, supportive friend and the biggest fan of this juvenile drivel. Yes, “no one has writer’s block for four years.” About six months ago I was walking on the street in Zamalek when a buxom, short-haired girl in her early twenties sitting on the sidewalk said to me in middle-class tones, […]

Date Sarah Carr

September 14, 2011


It is nothing short of criminal that I should come out of blog retirement after a goddamn revolution (well, almost…you know) to write about anything other than police brutality, the vileness of SCAF, etc., but the fact remains I’m just no good at stuff like that, even though I care. I was actually about to resume frivo-blogging when January […]

Sexual harassment: fuck “selmeya”

June 20, 2011


I have to confess, I do not quite see the point of writing this post. So many people have written extensively on the subject of sexual harassment: surveys have been conducted, campaigns and marches undertaken, and even a seemingly-precedent-setting sentence handed down to a harasser. Nevertheless every woman in Egypt still needs to look at […]

Am I ever going to blog again?

April 28, 2009


Doubtful. It’s hard for me to even write this blog post…the urge to put things down and share them is totally gone. I write them in my head and they never go anywhere. I can barely write emails. Sorry, folks. I’m told it will come back though.I’m doing OK by the way.


March 21, 2009


So I’ve been unemployed for 21 days now. They’ve gone by really quickly, what with a trip to Sinai, a visit from Joy, planning a birthday party complete with treasure hunt, and intensive sitting around and TV watching. Every day I look for a job, and it’s not going well. I feel like I need […]


February 12, 2009


Shortly after I got back from my vacation in Kuwait, I was tipsily sitting around with all my friends and I was happy. I said to them (it must have been apropos of something, I’m not one to burst into unsolicited introspection): “This is exactly how I hoped my life would be at 26.” “Really?” […]