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March 30, 2008

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Sorry for the long absence – it seems that my employers have decided to justify my paycheck, to the detriment of the blog. No signs of it letting up either. Can none of you offer me a job writing? Because it has become clear that corporate law is not for me (not least because my […]

March 20, 2008

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This is the cartoon they use for me in Campus Magazine. The editor had provided the cartoonist with several pictures of me and we were both baffled when he produced a cartoon with corn rows or something, a look I have never sported. In response to our remarks he came up with the above. I […]

Questions of life

March 17, 2008

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Things I often wonder about: Why technology has taken people to the moon, yet I have rarely sat at a restaurant table that was even. I’m sitting at a wonky one as I write. Why it seems to boggle the capabilities of science to manufacture a woman’s dress shirt that does not gape open at […]

I’m 25!

March 13, 2008

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And it’s going well so far. Thank you for reading since I was 22!

The dashing of hopes and dreams

March 8, 2008

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I’ve been talking for years about writing a book – sometimes it’s a super smart chick lit novel a la Jennifer Crusie, but since I have no imagination most of the time it’s a series of humorous short stories in the style of David Sedaris. But with an Arab chick angle and occasionally insightful cross-cultural […]

March 5, 2008

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I take these vitamins, something extraordinarily potent called Vitamax. I took this stuff on the recommendation of all my girlfriends who I complained to about being tired lately. And I felt much better, right away. The drawback of these supplements is that my body hair has grown extraordinarily luxuriant. I have taken to stroking my […]

Deprivatizing

March 4, 2008

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I just felt like such a pussy. After all, they’re just comments. Please feel free to remove any comments you might have made that you would prefer not to be so publicly available.