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Readeth

February 27, 2007

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I recommend this blog. This amount of dedication to time-wasting must command my deepest respect. Advertisements

Neik

February 27, 2007

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…is my favourite adjective. And general all-purpose word. It has fully supplanted “yes” in my vocabulary. I occasionally think that profanity is just laziness, but that is always countered by the undeniable GAMEDNESS of Pulp Fiction, produced in part by the addition of the word “motherfucking” to every sentence. Every time I am charmed. Witness: […]

How to date while pretending to work

February 26, 2007

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I have a bunch of single friends who are always complaining to me (and with me) about not meeting eligible men and women. Obviously, people complain about this everywhere; but in addition to the usual difficulty of finding someone you like who simultaneously likes you, Egyptians have to pay attention to issues of religion and […]

February 26, 2007

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Beside Eurodeli in Zamalek is a restaurant/shisha place where nobody ever goes. Employees are always standing around beside the door hopefully. On the door of this establishment there is a sign which reads: “Couples only. No hip hop outfits”. It’s this that is keeping away Zamalek’s marauding Crips and Bloods. Otherwise there would be a […]

Life Post-E

February 23, 2007

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As expected, this involved staying at home on a Thursday night with an inert cell phone by my side. It seems that she was the only person who gave a crap as to the health of my social life. She placed me in the custody of The Source, who having called to check on my […]

Don’t kill me but…

February 22, 2007

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…I miss Canada a wee bit.

Post # 300: Fessa as always

February 22, 2007

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Here’s a story I heard on Tuesday, since I have none of my own… A guy is just finishing up a pee in his office bathroom when his zip breaks as he is pulling it up. He sits there for a while worrying about whether his business is going to hang out and whether he […]