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Day 3 Part II: Special K

January 14, 2009


This vacation is spiralling downhill. Today I spent the evening with my worryingly apathetic and depressed friend the Source, who the financial crisis fucked and who I can’t help. Where the hell are the personal bankruptcy laws of this country? Can someone direct me to them online? Because it sure kills a vacation to worry […]

Immodesty meets tactlessness

June 8, 2008


I recently got back in touch with Manson Fan via Facebook. I don’t think we have seen each other since graduation nine years ago (NINE!) So today I was the recipient of the following Facebook chat message (which we have to agree is an evil application and makes annoying burping noises): MF: I was just […]

Ornaments to the Bar

May 27, 2008


In an effort to free myself from my internet addiction and do some work so that they don’t fire me, I have been leaving my laptop behind for two days. Within minutes of my arrival at work today I was gasping for google chat, Facebook, and general fucking about. I asked Mystic Mo if I […]

Questions of life

March 17, 2008


Things I often wonder about: Why technology has taken people to the moon, yet I have rarely sat at a restaurant table that was even. I’m sitting at a wonky one as I write. Why it seems to boggle the capabilities of science to manufacture a woman’s dress shirt that does not gape open at […]

October 11, 2007


The searchwords that lead people to my blog are always mildly amusing (the shemale post brought me many hits) but today a real doozy was offered: someone googled “muslims putting corks in their butts”.Hmm. I can’t say that, to my knowledge, Muslims put corks up their behinds more than other people do. And for what […]

This post is a shemale

September 22, 2007


As you can tell, female friendship has been on my mind lately. I suppose this was partly caused by that trip to Sharm, wherein I wallowed, lolled and frolicked in a pool of testosterone. I emerged from it gasping and mewling “I need boobs!” weakly. I did it in my head, though. Also, for the […]

Sunday Single No. 3

September 2, 2007


Note to people emailing my blog email with spam: I am quite satisfied with the size of my penis, thank you.