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Day 3 Part II: Special K

January 14, 2009


This vacation is spiralling downhill. Today I spent the evening with my worryingly apathetic and depressed friend the Source, who the financial crisis fucked and who I can’t help. Where the hell are the personal bankruptcy laws of this country? Can someone direct me to them online? Because it sure kills a vacation to worry […]

Immodesty meets tactlessness

June 8, 2008


I recently got back in touch with Manson Fan via Facebook. I don’t think we have seen each other since graduation nine years ago (NINE!) So today I was the recipient of the following Facebook chat message (which we have to agree is an evil application and makes annoying burping noises): MF: I was just […]

Ornaments to the Bar

May 27, 2008


In an effort to free myself from my internet addiction and do some work so that they don’t fire me, I have been leaving my laptop behind for two days. Within minutes of my arrival at work today I was gasping for google chat, Facebook, and general fucking about. I asked Mystic Mo if I […]

Questions of life

March 17, 2008


Things I often wonder about: Why technology has taken people to the moon, yet I have rarely sat at a restaurant table that was even. I’m sitting at a wonky one as I write. Why it seems to boggle the capabilities of science to manufacture a woman’s dress shirt that does not gape open at […]

October 11, 2007


The searchwords that lead people to my blog are always mildly amusing (the shemale post brought me many hits) but today a real doozy was offered: someone googled “muslims putting corks in their butts”.Hmm. I can’t say that, to my knowledge, Muslims put corks up their behinds more than other people do. And for what […]

This post is a shemale

September 22, 2007


As you can tell, female friendship has been on my mind lately. I suppose this was partly caused by that trip to Sharm, wherein I wallowed, lolled and frolicked in a pool of testosterone. I emerged from it gasping and mewling “I need boobs!” weakly. I did it in my head, though. Also, for the […]

Sunday Single No. 3

September 2, 2007


Note to people emailing my blog email with spam: I am quite satisfied with the size of my penis, thank you.

My little friends

July 31, 2007


I think I have lice. And click – browser windows closing. For the remaining three of you with the inclination to seek revulsion on the internet, I’ll eagerly recount the tale. My head has been itching since Saturday, when I went swimming with some friends at the Gezira Club, and laying around what I fancied […]

April 14, 2007


What’s green and smells like pork?Kermit’s penis.

Post # 300: Fessa as always

February 22, 2007


Here’s a story I heard on Tuesday, since I have none of my own… A guy is just finishing up a pee in his office bathroom when his zip breaks as he is pulling it up. He sits there for a while worrying about whether his business is going to hang out and whether he […]