You know you’ve left laundry on the line too long when…

Posted on April 19, 2008


…you pick up a clothes peg and there is a large spider dangling from it on a silk thread. The spider scoots back up on the thread and climbs up onto the peg and you look at each other for a while. You snap out of it and pick up a fragrant shoe of your sister’s and slap the mofo down. He’s gone, and you don’t know where he went, so you decide to pretend it never happened.

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