He who maligns the Pink Shirt…

Posted on July 1, 2007


…shall be blighted by the curse inscribed in the deepest Sudanese wadis:

May a plague descend upon your house; may you never find your remote control when your looking for it, and in the event that you do find it – may the only show airing on all channels be “Mork & Mindy” or “Full House”. And on the seventh day of the plague, a legion of hamsters shall lay siege to your house, and for a fortnight they shall remain and on the 13th hour of the 13th day they shall consume all that lays in their path. And you will be left, bare, alone and sad. Just thought I’d bring you up to speed.

Alternative post title: don’t drink, facebook, and blog.
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