What’s green and smells like pork?
Kermit’s penis.
Kermit’s penis.
Posted on April 14, 2007
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13 Responses “” →
forsoothsayer
Unnecessary and not very diverting musings 
Safiya
April 15, 2007
Ewwww!
Solomon2
April 15, 2007
Boyfriend?
Mumbo Jumbo
April 15, 2007
Hah! Nice one!
L
April 15, 2007
LOL, that’s kind of gross. I love your blog btw. I’ve been obsessing over it and have felt compelled to go and read all the archives 🙂
L
April 15, 2007
Umm, and on the topic of archives, if you go private how do I get the password?
Forsoothsayer
April 15, 2007
courtesy of james wilson, a friend from school…l, thanks! just send me ur email to be added…but privacy won’t be till june probs…
Cairogal
April 16, 2007
In high school, I think the punchline i heard was “kermit the frog’s fingers”!
Forsoothsayer
April 16, 2007
yeah i changed it to be dirtier!
Basil Fawlty
April 16, 2007
Biologically impossible. Frogs fertilize externally meaning they add their sperm only AFTER the female has laid her eggs. Which means kermit’s penis doesn’t go anywhere.And don’t get me started on the bioethical ramifications of promoting cross-species intercourse..
Forsoothsayer
April 16, 2007
jeez dude, how meish of you.should we go back to finger then?
Cairogal
April 16, 2007
Yeah, I think the ‘penis vs. finger’ sticking point came up in the Band Room in high school when someone told that joke. It was changed to ‘digits’ at that time.
NileGirl
April 17, 2007
Damn, I need to grow up. I didn’t even get the joke until I read the comments. My initial raction to reading it was, “Ok, i get that it’s green, but why would it smell like pork? Mabyistahamaash wala eh?”Then after the finger comment, I actually got it. Not bad.
Sam
April 17, 2007
speaking of kermit http://9rules.com/images/kermitdoctor.jpg