I’m growing increasingly apprehensive about this move to Egypt, although at this point I have no other alternative (it is too late for me to go back to Canada, as the annual bar exam is already over, so I might as well stay around the M.E. until next summer). And I’d really hate to have to stay here (Kuwait)…I’ve been here for over two weeks, and have yet to lay eyes on anyone I have ever called a friend. They’re all too busy working, travelling, having babies, and in one case, watching the World Cup. And most of them really hate living here as it is. I’m not a big drinker, nor clubber, but I want the option to be there. And I certainly don’t want to live with my parents, who will ask me where I am going, with whom, where did I meet them….a lot. On the other hand, the money would be superb. But I don’t really care much about that at this point. I also really miss M, who, among his many perfections, expressed an interest in every part of my existence and listened to me blather about things that caused my own brain to go into a coma. Who will do that for me there? My sister tells me to shut up all the time, and friends aren’t boyfriends.
As for Egypt, it is just chaos (this is for the benefit of my three non-Egyptian readers). I feel tired already thinking about the insane difficulty accompanying the exercise of the smallest desire (such as, say, the issuance of an ID card). I’ll have to learn to drive, which in Egypt requires significant stuntsmanship and a certain disregard for the sanctity of your, or anyone’s, life. And then potentially bribe someone to get a driver’s license, or at least flirt with him. And how will I buy a car? I wouldn’t want a new one, and how will I know if a used one is any good?
I think I have grown too soft living in Kuwait and in Canada for so long, as a friend of mine recently pointed out (I’d forgotten how Arab friends haven’t heard about this Oprah notion of “support” – you propose something, they give it to you straight). I won’t be able to deal with making a piddling amount and having to take responsibility for things like locating plumbers, who don’t particularly respect young girls as employers. I shudder at the mere thought of entering the lawyers’ syndicate, where I hope to somehow inveigle my way into a membership in the Bar. For one thing, I am told it is controlled by Islamists now, and I hate the dirty looks they routinely give me (and it’s not like I dress extra revealing or anything). And no one will tell me who to talk to, for sure, and it’s not like I am anywhere near as confident in Arabic as I am in English. I won’t be taken seriously. In Egypt, I often find myself wishing I was a 45-year-old matron, something that surely no other girl of my age has ever wanted. Or a man, of course. Girls wish that all the time, though.
Basically, Egypt requires the presence of an older, male sort of figure to ease things along for you. My dad’s friends are there, and of course they can and would do anything for me, but still. I hate that about it. I was always able to do anything myself, in Canada.
On the other hand, you can anything you want delivered any hour of the day or night. I will have to comfort myself with that, and with sketchy Egyptian wine swilled on sailboats along the Nile.
Irresolution
Posted on July 1, 2006
Carmen
July 2, 2006
You’ve made the choice to go to Egypt, so don’t think of all the bullshit associated with it right now. I think if I myself had perhaps stopped comparing Egypt to NY (and not the superficial things…same things that you’re talking about; the ability to get things done by yourself, for yourself, being taken seriously, etc) I may have been able to keep much more of my sanity. I had NEVER wished to be older, had never wished to be a man until I lived in Cairo.Look at the bright side…at least you won’t have a dearth of material for your blog!
LouLou
July 2, 2006
I could have written this post a year back. Was depressed at the thought of having to live in Casa for the same reasons you don’t want to live in Egypt. In addition I wouldn’t only have been living with my parents, I’d have been living with an entire tribe of relatives who interfere in your life & turn your parents against you etc….And life in Abu Dhabi is such a piece of cake. Even the clubbing is not bad here. Have you thought of moving to Dubai btw?Then I got married & was so relieved at getting a chance to put off that decision that I agreed to move to Sweden at some far-off point in the future. Now as it draws nearer I start to panic again. How long will it take me to learn Swedish? When you learn a language so late in life how long before you get the right accent, understand the slang, get jokes etc….Are people going to be making fun of my Swedish? What kind of work opportunities are there for someone who doesn’t speak the language?At least you’re still starting out. Am supposed to be already established career-wise. Who can imagine beginning a new career at age 31 when all your friends are getting promoted to all these wonderful management positions etc…?And besides it’s so cold in Sweden. If I were you though I wouldn’t have been that scared if I only had to live for one year in Casa. Infact I always wanted that. I think it would be fun because you would know you don’t have to put up with all the crap forever. So try it for one year. If you’re happy give it another year and so on. If not well the bar exam in Canada & M await you next summer so what do you really lose?
Herlock Sholmes
July 2, 2006
This posts reminds me of a comment I made here a while back about “Being Egyptian”… 🙂
forsoothsayer
July 2, 2006
S…well, i wouldn’t really want to live in ny either. the cold, dude. the cold! lou, i have definitely considered dubai, and will probably try and move there in the near future. they’re gagging for lawyers of any stripe. but yeah, i do need a year of recovery from the five-year poor social period that was canada :)yeah, people will most assuredly make fun of your swedish. i was just on the phone with my aunt the other day who has lived in the u.s. for thirty years, practising dentistry, and her english still sucks. and herlock, don’t give me that shit. life in egypt is easy for no woman, really. although i guess it would be easier if i were a fat mo7agaba.
stillsmokin'
July 2, 2006
cairo is da shit when compared to some other places out there..yes it has many obstacles, even more so when you’re a girl. But its home, comfort and safety in a way. Things never get done here except with a wastaa or money anyways, so that doesn’t really matter. Social life here is kewl, at least there is more life here and options as opposed to kuwait. having gone there 4 times in the past year and a half, i have to agree that dubai is a good option for you…it gives u a spice of the west even though its a gulfy state.i personally refuse to go there, i will be broke in a week with my lifestyle…i love it there but on,y for a quick work thing or a party, besides that i will never be able to save a penny there- I’m terrible with money!!
Twosret
July 2, 2006
Forsoothsayer,I lived in Canada for 18 years and my mom got sick during her visit to Egypt and I had to move back to take care of her. I lived and worked for three years. Don’t expect too much and don’t try to apply the way things work in Canada to Egypt. Live like the Romans live and don’t kiss in public like Loulou you will be fine (winking at LouLou).I would like to see you doing your bar exam in Canada, I think you will do better in Canada as a lawyer.
forsoothsayer
July 2, 2006
i am, unfortunately, quite aware of how egypt works. i lived there myself for several years. i don’t know what u mean by doing better…i might make more money, but i’d work shit hours in a desperately cold country where i have no friends or family. i wouldn’t move back there unless i had to. i was very unhappy.
Twosret
July 3, 2006
F.,I think the option to move back then is your last resort. I am only talking from experience. I live in a sunny part in the US but I love Toronto and I think it is one of the best cities in the world. I like Canadians very much I think they are more diverse, less racist etc….I meant by doing better career wise, I have seen Harvard law graduates hired in Multi-Nationals in Egypt and they left in a year or so. The problem is not the money, the problem is in policies and even in the best companies there are no rules and it is all based on personal matters. The turn over is crazy.The money in my field in Egypt was more than Canada but money isn’t everything. I think friends and family are important. I think that you worked hard for your degree and might as well do the bar just in case you decided to go back.I heard great things about Dubai.Best of Luck in whatever you do 🙂
Basil Fawlty
July 3, 2006
Yeah, I wish I was a man, too.Egypt is unbelievably unforgiving to an outsider who doesn’t know their way around. That’s not you, though. the good side is once you figure something out, it stays figured. Like the plumber: find a good one, make sure he understands who’s boss and presto, next time you need him, he’ll know the deal.And stop dragging yourself down with trepidation. You’re a tough cookie (though kind of creamy on the inside) and I doubt there’s a lot the peasants can throw at you, that you can’t find a way to handle. It’s a challenge, so embrace it.
forsoothsayer
July 3, 2006
yeah i’m done with my apprehensive phase. i mean, my sister lived there and she’s yougner than i am and has managed to accomplish much of the above. she probably has the plumbing hookups already. twosret, can’t do the bar this year, it’s over already. besides, the bar isn’t it. there’s also 10 months of training. so nothing can be done before next may. i’ll do it if and when i decide to go back…
Chris in Manitoba
July 4, 2006
Geez, again with the cold! It’s really nothing at all, you just need a warm jacket.I simply can’t imagine living anywhere else. I need the different seasons.Also I’m just curious, can the average person purchase land & build their own home in Egypt? This may not be important to many people, but I could not imagine living without my own land & property.
forsoothsayer
July 4, 2006
i shouldn’t think, no, that the average person can buy land etc. only the well-off person. you probably have a car. cars minimize cold exposure greatly. but now that i’m warm and stuff, i don’t know what i was bitching about for so long.
Elijah Zarwan
July 4, 2006
welcome back to the bossom of the mother of the world, fss. may i suggest a sunset felucca ride to cheer you up? good therapy after encounters with the bureaucracy.
N
July 5, 2006
you so very eloquently worded every reason i dread moving back there… but think of this, every weekend of the year you can drive 2-5 hours to have a swim and chill on a beautiful beach!