Agony update

Posted on November 24, 2005

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So, I’ve embraced the pain now. It’s a friend. I’ve found that when it’s freezing cold outside out of politeness and solidarity the pain recedes. Also during carnal activities. But out of sheer perversity, I’ve eaten half a tube of Lays potato chips, just to show it who’s boss. I can do that pain thing too!
I’ve also stopped minding so much the recurring abdominal cramps that are a side effect of the painkillers. But food keeps getting stuck in the empty sockets and I can’t get it out and it rots in there and tastes like a corpse (I imagine). When will it stop?! I didn’t know I was such a baby, but I miss being pretty. The world is kind of different without it.

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