Posted on October 25, 2005


Today as I was walking home from school with a friend we passed a guy standing in his t-shirt on the sidewalk, vigorously doing the breast stroke in mid air. Very good form, but it wasn’t really raining that hard. I craned my head rudely to stare at him, while my so Canadian friend tried to usher me away into the realm of politeness. The guy stopped and calmly walked back to his building like he’d been taking a bracing jog.

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